Lyrics

I met a rice-eye broad down at the punk rock bar (Yo Yo) She had a Smut Peddlers sticker on the bumper of her car (Yo Yo) Shooting pool with hot pants on, She was looking pretty fine (Yo Yo) I asked her her name and bought her a couple of glasses of red wine (Yo Yo) I smelled the essence of Irene She looked about 16 She had a purple machine Do you know what I mean? She has fantastic nipples and a bitchin tan (Yo Yo) Her genes and chromosomes were made in Japan (Yo Yo) She's got a switchblade with a picture of Chairman Mao (Yo Yo) When she bends over, good god its like fucking wow (Yo Yo) She's got the essence of Irene She's so fucking clean She's got a purple machine Do you know what I mean? She goes to raves, drinks, smokes pot, and takes ecstasy She swears she'd never hook it up with a loser like me She seems pretty nice sometimes when I talk to her on the phone But somehow I always end up jacking off alone (Yo Yo) She has fantastic nipples and a bitchin pussy Her genes and chromosomes were made in Japan She's got swords from Tibet and she knows martial arts and stuff I'm willing to risk a karate chop for a chance to dive in her muff Essence of Irene She's likely to beat me I felt pretty great When she whips out that purple machine I met a rice-eye broad down at the punk rock bar (Yo Yo) She had a Smut Peddlers sticker on the bumper of her car (Yo Yo) Shooting pool with hot pants on, She was looking mighty fine (Yo Yo) I asked her her name and bought her a couple of glasses of red wine (Yo Yo) I spilled the essence of Irene She got a purple machine It's a crazy scene Do you know what I mean?