Lyrics

Elvis made me do it, He got inside my head Elvis made me do it and now they both are dead Elvis made me do it, got into my soul Elvis made me do it and they locked me in the hole I carved them up like turkeys Their blood ran in my pool I sent them to the pearly gates They begged me don't be cruel Elvis made me do it With words from up above I could've gotten away with it 'cept I dropped thе goddamn glove Kato! I'm locked up with a homo In the L.A. county jail Judgе Ito said no bail L.A.P.D. is on my back Me and Daryll Strawberry been smokin' crack Al Cowlings is at the wheel I got my homeboy Johnny Cochran tryin' to cut me a deal Elvis made me do it, He got inside my head Elvis made me do it and now they both are dead Elvis made me do it, He got inside my heart He made me turn that cheatin' bitch into a bloody tart Elvis made me do it, sent them straight to hell Elvis made me do it when he sang heartbreak hotel Elvis made me do it, jumped inside this poor old jock Elvis made me do it, now I'm singing jailhouse rock I hired the greatest lawyers that all my bucks could buy I chose them for their talent to bullshit, jive and lie Elvis made me do it, He got inside my head Elvis made me do it and now they both are dead Arnele! I'm doing time in a high power cell I miss watching the Naked Gun My new lifstyle ain't no fun I miss smoking cocaine Daryll Strawberry And going home to sodomize Paula Barbieri I miss my old days as a football hero I'm sick and tired of looking at Robert Shapiro Love me tender, Love me long Take me to your heart Love me tender, Love me long Or I'll slice you all apart Paula! That Chris Darden makes me wanna up and holler But F. Lee Baily's getting lots of pay So I know that I will walk free one day The Motorcade thing was really hot Willie Williams had to call out metro SWAT Gun to my head in the back seat, everybody was waving I told them the blood in my sink was from cutting myself while I was shaving He's locked up because he's a murderer Elvis made me do it, I gave them both the blues Elvis made me do it when I put on my blue suede shoes Elvis made me do it, He got inside my head Elvis made me do it and now they both are dead Gil Garcetti asked me why the blood was on the walls I told I was in the backyard chipping on some balls Elvis made me do it and now they both are dead Elvis made me do it, he's all up in my head