Lyrics

My momma done told me "gotta leave L.A." She had a hunch there was a likelihood of a nuclear attack And there's a place I heard about that's just a 13-hour drive Brimming with women who are pretty pretty pretty They specialize in making guys feel glad to be alive I'm talking about a town called Salt Lake City A guy named Brigham Young had a divine vision Of a boy-to-girl ratio better than 1-to-3 So they started a tradition sanctified by their religion It's a scene that's really bitchin called polygamy They got snow-capped mountains rising up everywhere And nubile Mormon coeds with byu carved into their pubic hair They're into loving and giving And communal living Stockpiling drugs and guns Is just their way of having fun The beer is two percent The broads are heaven sent Nobody does aerobics Everyone is homophobic Utah's not overrun with aids You'll hardly ever see a pair of rollerblades They got snow-capped mountains rising up everywhere And nubile Mormon coeds with byu carved outta their pubic hair My momma done told me "gotta leave L.A." Rush Limbaugh said there's gonna be a nuclear attack So I'm packing up my shit and I'm leaving today I've got a gallon of water and a kilo of smack And there's a place I heard about that's just a 13-hour drive Brimming with women who are pretty pretty pretty They specialize in making guys feel glad to be alive I'm talking about a town called Salt Lake City A guy named Brigham Young had a divine vision Of a boy-to-girl ratio better than 1-to-3 And they got snow-capped mountains rising up everywhere