Sorry About Your Penis

Lyrics

Caught you looking at yourself Don't worry 'bout it, you look fine How'd you get your hair so tight? You can't get laid, you might as well fight It's February and you got a tan I gotta hand it to you, man You're the bully of the ball Tryin' to stand tall Thinking you can take 'em all Sorry about your penis Sorry about your penis Sorry about your penis Caught you looking at yourself I bet you've got overhead cams Personalized plates and all Your truck is probably twenty feet tall I bet you say, "Dude" a lot I bet you don't do it at all And all this anger's building up You might as well fuck a guy up Sorry about your penis Sorry about your penis Sorry about your penis Sorry, I'm sorry, so sorry You don't get it, you never will Flirting with that macho man overkill Seeing everything as if it were a sport The only thing you'll win is a case of warts Cookie cutter men, you all look alike Drink 'em up, drink 'em up, fight, fight, fight Mullet-having ass-grabbing tan-line cheeks [?] Don't procreate, please Sorry about your penis Sorry about your penis Sorry about your penis Sorry about your penis (I'm so) Sorry about your penis (Real) Sorry about your penis