Fun, Fun, Fun

Lyrics

[Intro: Mike Myers, Sean Hayes, Spencer Breslin & Dakota Fanning] Maestro! I know it is wet And the sun is not sunny But we can have lots of Good fun that is funny It's fun to have fun But ya got to know how Bleurgh! (Ugh...) Hairball I know lots of good tricks, and I'll— Stop this right now! The fish is talking! This cat should not be here, he should not be about He should not be here when your mother is out Come on kids, you're gonna listen to him? He drinks where he pees! [Verse 1: Mike Myers] There was this cat I knew Back home where I was bred He never listened to A single thing his mother said He never used the litter box He made a mess in the halls That's why they sent him to a vet To cut off both his ball— Ba... ba... [Chorus: Mike Myers] Boy, that wasn't Fun, fun, fun! He never learned you can have Fun, fun, fun! But less is more They may ship you off to school So rein it in a little We can't spell "fun" without you in the middle! (Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah) [Post-Chorus: Mike Myers, Sean Hayes] Children, this cat is currently in violation of seventeen of your mother's rules City morgue! Eighteen! [Verse 2: Mike Myers] There was this high-strung cat Who thought she knew it all The way she scheduled out her day Could drive you up the wall She liked to be the teacher's pet Always the head of the class And took a ton of TNT To kill the bug up her a— A... a... [Chorus: Mike Myers] Ask me was she Fun, fun, fun? Not a chance, you can't have Fun, fun, fun! If you're uptight So loosen up and lose those lists Life isn't such a riddle You can't spell "fun" without you in the middle! [Bridge: Mike Myers] You can juggle, work and play But you have to know the way You can keep afloat a wish Like the way I do this fish You can be a happy fella Someone throw me that umbrella And that rake, that cake That's what you make it [Chorus: Mike Myers] So have Fun, fun, fun! Go insane and have some Fun, fun, fun! Just look at me Fun, fun, fun! No more rain, look, it's a Sun, sun, sun! So can't you see? I'm as happy as a clam I'm as fit as a fiddle Yeah, the dogs may bark about you And the pure-bred cats may doubt you But remember this, you can't have fun without you in the middle! [Outro: Sean Hayes] Bravo, cat...