Toaster

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Not one for authority Follow you, no follow me Left foot forward, bro be free There are no rules, just societies Society says Slowthai is a danger Head top rearranger No love for authorities They took my bro and that's robbery Did my thing, no way could I cater We can sort it out later Roll about for that flavour Nasty boy, it's my nature Consequence bun a consequence I'm a narcissist, see you later Defending my team like Shawcross Can't talk about steez rocking boot cuts Shortcuts, no confusion I wouldn't do you if I was clueless Hop a fence for that bunda What I do for the music No man can ever call me junior Say that I'm moving stupid I don't hit town, drown my sorrows in Sambuca to act like Cupid Rather stay at home be zooted It just ain't computing That I ain't codin' computer Follow the leader 'til we get snookered Wear my Zoomers, you're wearing Pumas Lean to the side, twelve from verrucas I'm sat at home with my Gucci loafers Cup of Rosy Lee on my sofa [Chorus] Crumpets in my toaster Bum parked on my sofa At one with nature Pissing off my neighbours Crumpets in my toaster Bum parked on my sofa At one with nature Pissing off my neighbours [Post-Chorus] Not, not here Not, not there I think someone's there Turn it up, I don't care Turn it up, I don't care Not, not here Not, not there I think someone's there Turn it up, I don't care Turn it up, I don't care [Verse 2] Authorities that I can't hear You can't come in, no pigs in here Warrant outstanding more than a year Hand myself in if my solicitors there Understanding the agenda If you're law-abiding, cooperate, bless Pirates like me say "No one never catch me alive, or dead" HMP, can't be a prisoner Put the cuffs on me, put you in the finisher On custody, even as a visitor It's not holiday, and it's not me dog I want mahogany up in my yard Doberman shitting on my grass Name stitched up in all my garms I never listened to what I got told [Chorus] Crumpets in my toaster Bum parked on my sofa At one with nature Pissing off my neighbours Crumpets in my toaster Bum parked on my sofa At one with nature Pissing off my neighbours Crumpets in my toaster (Like not, not here, not not there) Bum parked on my sofa (I think someone's there) At one with nature (Turn it up, I don't care) Pissing off my neighbours (Like not, not here, not not there) Crumpets in my toaster (I think someone's there) Bum parked on my sofa (Turn it up, I don't care) At one with nature (Turn it up, I don't care) Pissing off my neighbours [Post-Chorus] I said Not, not here Not, not there I think the feds are there Fuck the feds, I don't care Not, not here Not, not there I think the feds are there Fuck the feds, I don't care [Outro] Please, open the door or we're gonna force entry Last chance to open the door or we're gonna force entry Come on, come on, supposed to be the police force, no force in you Hey, shut your mouth, you little— No force in you, haha, can't even get the door off, haha