The Pub Rock

Lyrics

I guess you've heard the story of a pub with no beer Saddest story heard for many a year The times are changin', I've found They've really hepped it up in that-a country town Now everybody's startin' to rock As they do the "Pub-with-No-Beer" Rock And all the stockmen are on the bean Sold their Jeeps for new limousines Away from the dry stock-routes They're a-reelin' and a-rockin' in their high-heel boots You can't get 'em back to the stock They're on the crazy "Pub-with-No-Beer" Rock Yeah There's old Billy with his blacksmith blues Sick and tired of seein' horses' hooves The pub is Bill's retreat And each night he turns up, turned-out neat But leaves lookin' like a ragmop They're on the crazy "Pub-with-No-Beer" Rock And there's the swaggie in his blue suede shoes A-reelin' and a-rockin', beatin' time to the blues Always rockin' with the major-do You oughta see those cool cats a-reel and go The chandeliers are likely to drop As they do the "Pub-with-No-Beer" Rock, yeah So if you're ever travelin' around our way Feelin' dry and thirsty from the long, dry day Come along and take a bow To the Pub with No Beer, where the beer flows now And when you're back in town, you will stop And do the "Pub-with-No-Beer" Rock So gather up the swaggie and the maid we knew Billy the blacksmith and the stockmen too Come along and drink with me Tonight we're makin' rock history And may the rhythm never stop A-this a-rollin' "Pub-with-No-Beer" Rock Roll and rock, roll and rock As they do the "Pub-with-No-Beer" Rock As they do the "Pub-with-No-Beer" Rock As they do the "Pub-with-No-Beer" Rock As they do the "Pub-with-No-Beer" Rock …