You’re Brave

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Sat around the bloke's house He liked me 'cause I made some informed comment About the early history of his fucking country Big mirror, lumps of drugs His own private lift, shit pieces of art Matter of fact statements About how he's picking his kids up in two hours Twat, as if! [Chorus] You're brave You're brave You're brave [Verse 2] Yeah, ain't we all? Chain smoke your fags, I ain't listening to ya, mate I ain't listening to fuck all, I just wanked in your toilet Polish that, you connoisseur, I'm a connoisseur I've conned you, sir, nicked your biscuits Laughed with your mates, wanked in the toilet You fucking tit rifle, yawn Turn this wannabe inner city Yank shit off You're in the presence of toiletry From under the rim drips the bleach sting Woo! Horrible strands of brown waste, bland lace nut top [Chorus] You're brave You're brave You're brave [Verse 3] I'm getting weird looks from his girlfriend What did she expect? The parlour's alright It's a nice city, but I'm tired, I'm wrecked, bored I've lived ten thousand lives more than these kids in Wonderland When it turns black, then the realisation will change that party face You've gotta change your friends who love you long time Love, chicken mix, large, no salad, open times two I want a place like this, how do I get it? It's beautiful, it's fucking ridiculous, how'd ya spell that? Chumbawamba weren't political, they were just crap [Chorus] You're brave You're brave You're brave [Outro] Oh, ain't we brave? Oh, ain't we brave? Oh, ain't we all just pissing in the flames? You're just pissing in the flames Oh, ain't we brave?