Urine Mate (Welcome To The Club)

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Sleaford Mods - Rock

Urine Mate (Welcome To The Club)

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"People places parties J You already got me started mate Bout the cunts in the arm-label coats Looking at me like they want to slit me fucking throat Anyway, you ain't got a clue Stopped wearing that in '92 Making me on edge, will ya wedge? Here cocks, don't call me gobby To you, it's just a hobby To use your fists Anyway, I'm enjoying me sen Your life ain't worth living, you fucking prick So leave me alone and get on with it People places parties, in a bit (belch) Now just cause I look a bit different to you Handle it, and go back to your crew Cus without em you're shit One on one, cunt, handle it" SPECTRE! I seen Roxy Rob puttin his bin out At nine o'clock this morning And all the people from Mapperly Park Point and laugh cause he's pissed And stinks of urine Urine mate! Welcome to the club! Get the private dancer with the I ain't successful either Fuck it! Let's roll around in pig shit! Hang around down Coral Watch the pimps kick seven barrels of shit Out of the women "What have I done to you?" "Shut your mouth and stand where I fucking tell you to!" ? ? The stench of El Doctor He dangles his victims from the legs Of his helicopter Fucking idiot Do ya think riding around on a BMX Is going to make me feel intimidated? Smash yr face, cunt, back into next week Along with the three snakes around your Babylon feet Urine mate, welcome to the club! Urine mate, welcome to the club! Urine mate, welcome to the club! You get the private dancer from the ready ? The only phone on the road is chlamydia ridden Phlegm stank where the fuckers sell Processed peas as weed It's cold when I look out my window Another local pub burned down To the ground I hate those fucking Motown nights anyway Its Jive Bunny meets Lucy fucking Pinder! Oh nice I've got a hoopla and I'm gonna Fucking swing it at you Let's aim bombs at the licensee Let's aim bombs at the licensee Rip one up to the toilet seat With the Lethal Weapon on the ? ? ? Urine mate, welcome to the club Urine mate, welcome to the club Urine mate, welcome to the club Urine mate, welcome to the club You get the private dancer from the ready ?

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