Lyrics

[Intro] Oi, Noisey Heavy fucking soul [Chorus] I'm nicking drinks off Vin Diesel and all his fucking crew He likes to dance to Valerie, he hasn't got a clue No more ecstasy No more ecstasy [Verse 1] Boris and the Bride of Rankenstein have fucked off I got a meter in the car park behind, next an half hour So I'm in this fucking club I keep taking my coat off, putting the fucker back on I'm fucking drugged up I keep nicking drinks off Vin Diesel and his crew 'Cause I can't be fucking bothered going to the fucking bank She's half hour late I can have three for two or one for one, so I take six Fuck it, that's forty pound, which ain't bad That'll do, yep, ta, get out the fucking car then No petrol stations open, which means no porn mags I got nothing at home, so I'll go Aster I'm gonna have to buy FHM or something Loaded or nuts, full of tits Tits everywhere, everywhere you look, tits Fucking tits in the sky Big yellow tits beating down on me I'll go to fucking Tit Town, man [Chorus] I'm nicking drinks off Vin Diesel and all his fucking crew He likes to dance to Valerie, he hasn't got a clue No more ecstasy No more ecstasy [Verse 2] You're robbing me blind, ain't ya? You may as well be trying to rob the charity box In the canteen at Scotland Yard, mate You got no chance Every time I come in here You shave another 20p off the purchase, don't ya? I ain't stupid, mate It's cool, though I'm keeping count In another two to three weeks, I'm gonna walk in this fucking shithole And take four cans of Grolsch straight off the shelf, and walk out You owe me four quid, blud And if you try and do anything about that I'll kick your fucking face in [Chorus] I'm nicking drinks off Vin Diesel and all his fucking crew He likes to dance to Valerie, he hasn't got a clue No more ecstasy No more ecstasy [Outro] What, don't you want me? Oh, why don't you want me? Oh, isn't it funny how they never talk about it? Don't you want me? Oh, don't you want me? Oh, ain't it funny how they never talk about it?