Toorak Cowboy

Lyrics

He gets his hair cut at Marini's And he drives a Lamborghini The finest thing that ever walked this earth His flat is just divine He buys yoghurt and buys wine A million dollars is what he's worth Well he's a village playboy Toorak cowboy yes he is Well he's a village playboy Toorak cowboy yes he is He dyes all his grey ends And he's got lottsa gay friends He is twenty-nine if he's a day And he wears tinted glasses And his girls have got tight arses And if he's camp he wouldn't like to say Well he's a village playboy Toorak cowboy yes he is Well he's a village playboy Toorak cowboy yes he is He'll be at the supper show on Friday night Goes once a month just to make it look right At interval he'll say the movie's a drag As he gets a cigarette from his leather shoulder bag Well he's a village playboy Toorak cowboy yes he is Well he's a village playboy Toorak cowboy yes he is Well he bought his first dope outside the South Yarra Arms A whole matchbox full in his hot little palms Nineteen Sixty-Eight and the scene was cool And all of his friends knew that he wasn't a fool He knows the antique dealers And all those other stealers I'll be glad when he goes overseas My friends he don't do nothin' He just ain't got no stuffin' He's just another social disease Well he's a village playboy Toorak cowboy yes he is Well he's a village playboy Toorak cowboy yes he is Well he's a village playboy Toorak cowboy yes he is