What’s My Age Again?

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I took her out, it was a Friday night I wore cologne to get the feelin' right We started makin' out, she took off my pants But then I turned on the TV [Chorus] And that's about the time she walked away from me Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three And are still more amused by TV shows What the hell is ADD? Friends say I should act my age What's my age again? What's my age again? (Pick it up!) [Verse 2] But later on, on the drive home I called her mom from a payphone I said I was the cops, your husband's in jail The state looks down on sodomy [Chorus] And that's about the time that she hung up on mе Nobody likes you when you're twеnty-three And are still more amused by prank phone calls What the hell's caller ID? My friends say I should act my age What's my age again? What's my age again? [Instrumental Break] [Chorus] And that's about the time she walked away from me Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three And you still act like you're in freshman year What the hell is wrong with me? Friends say I should act my age What's my age again? And that's about the time that she broke up with me (What's my age again?) No one should take themselves so seriously With many years ahead to fall in line Why would you wish that on me? I never wanna act my age What's my age again? What's my age again?