Potatoes & Molasses

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Oh, potatoes and molasses If you want some, oh, just ask us They're warm and soft, like puppies and socks Filled with cream and candy rocks [Verse 2] Oh, potatoes and molasses They're so much sweeter than algebra class If your stomach is grumblin' and your mouth starts mumblin' There's only one thing to keep your brain from crumblin' [Verse 3] Oh, potatoes and molasses If you can't see 'em, put on your glasses They're shiny and large like a fisherman's barge You know you've had enough when you start seein' stars [Verse 4] Oh, potatoes and molasses It's the only thing left on your task list They're short and stout, they'll make everyone shout For potatoеs and molasses For potatoes and—