Lapdance

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Tech N9ne] I call her Chocolaty, because of her chocolate body I met her in California, at one of the stripper partys That Quinsy Jones threw, where all the women are prone to Bone you, and do what they want to She said she ran the dancers, hustlers and gamblers She scammed on Santas Busters and ramblers I'm at them, nigga I was intrigued by the smell of her weave Swelling her Gs, by selling her Ps She said she never ever ever had to sell her poonani in her life I'm thinkin I better be able to say I threw Donny in her right We kept kickin it after that night And a nigga didn't even get a quickie, emergency at the homefront Gotta fly back to Kan City, but I lost touch But by a year, we flew back to the L You know them cheap newspapers dedicated to call girls who go to your hotel We called one, and when we got a knock at the doo When I opened it, it was my homegirl Chocolaty, whoa [Chorus: Glennae Harvey and Krizz Kaliko] Lapdance You don't have to strip for money This your last chance Oh no Make me an offer that I can't refuse Maybe then I'll go with you [Verse 2: Skatterman] Dance, she's like a moviestar at a glance Her sexy walk is something to talk about, put a bulge in your pants She's quite a looker, but baby's more than meets the eye Just like a hooker, she's smiling, but beneath she cry It's like Tuesday, Thirsday, Sunday nights, she meets these guys They say they'll help her, but they only wanna creese her thighs Her only moatavation is her dream Keeps her alive His name's Eric, he's 8, been in the streets since 5 Just her and him, no baby daddy, just collect calls from the pimp Saying "I need the money now, my comisairy's low again" But her rent's late, 2 days, she strip straight 2 days But she ain't made enough money to pay for a strip stake and 2 A's That's hard to swalow, and it's starting to eat her soul up The only way the dancer can deal with the pain, she starts to roll up First Marijuana and Hash She grab a Crack piece Front page found dead, Lapdance done ODed in the backseat [Chorus: Glennae Harvey and Krizz Kaliko] Lapdance You don't have to strip for money This your last chance Oh no Make me an offer that I can't refuse Maybe then I'll go with you [Verse 3: Snug Brim] I met this chick, right Super bad in a thong She said she strip, right For real, she had ya boy in the zone And after midnight, she would give me ass that she'd throw She got her shit tight, never let me follo her home Just didn't sit right, a female with so much game Another me would live in paradise, torchin the flame Plus had this thing for midgets, lovin M�nage � trois She was into changing bitches, fuckin with a girl, not a guy Made me an offer that I couldn't refuse She do some scratches We get throwed if we slip this haze Started actin funny, askin bout who pushin the pounds Who gettin money, who dumpin the most work in the town This bitch is all that, no other choice before my spark at My life and your life, this world is filled with dark relms So pay attention to this lesson Never trust a naked bitch, cause in the end they leave you stressin [Chorus: Glennae Harvey and Krizz Kaliko] Lapdance You don't have to strip for money This your last chance Oh no Make me an offer that I can't refuse Maybe then I'll go with you