Lyrics

[Intro] Ahh, so, very fine Chinese rock n' roll [Verse 1] (Asian man) I'm sick of people telling me That dog shouldn't be eaten as a delicacy Yo, it tastes good As a sandwich meat And heck I like it And it's low in calories You eat cow and I eat dog One moos, one barks, but both are animals What can I say, I have a rat for a pet Can I help it if I like the taste of mans best friend (Asian man) [Pre-Chorus] Pump up the fire Pump up the jam Pump it up rude boy Boy [Chorus] [?] Stick your underwear up your butt And do the [?] (For the Asian man) [Verse 2] Hoot, hoot, hoot, hoot (Asian man) Look at me man I am invincible I'm back from the past And I am the principal I can't die I'm like a piece of pie I see the bowl of rice And I eat the fly Elvis is dead I'm still alive If you're wonderin' who is me I am Bruce Lee I jump tall buildings And I chop you suey Stick your tongue at me And I just say fuey (Asian man) [Pre-Chorus] Pump up the fire Pump up the jam Gimme bass Ba-ba-ba-ba-bass (Bass, bass, bass) [Chorus] [?] Stick your underwear up your butt And do the [?] (For the Asian man) [Verse 3] Fuh, fuh, fuh, brrr (Asian man) I worship the Buddha yeah That fat gold man it's concept religion Something you don't understand Searching for enlightenment I gotta pay the rent What can I do they call me (Asian man)