You Invited Me

Lyrics

Such a nice party Such a nice home So many nice pieces of furniture I tried to warn you Now I blame you It 's your fault 'cause you invited me Please will you show me through your house? Yes I'll pretend I'm not a louse I got my eye on all your things All of the doom I'm gonna bring Yes I will ruin your time Then I will wreck your life Then I will know your party flopped Drag for your friends hostess You are a dope You didn't know what I would do You invited me I'm gonna wreck it for you I love the cocktails and hors d'oeuvres All of the bodies got the curves Yes I see everyone is nice So I will give them lots of lice I'm gonna dance and crash All of your lamps go bash All of your crystal gets a zing Drag for your friends hostess You are a dope You didn't know what I would do You invited me I'm gonna wreck it for you I see we have a party I'm gonna smash the cake now It really is so elegant I'll make your little guests split Little baby come to me – oh! You are a dope You didn't know what I would do You invited me I'm gonna wreck it for you Oh yes I see everyone is nice So I will give them lots of lice Then I will wreck your fancy furniture Then I will wreck your fancy living style Then I will sign your death Then you will lose your breath Then I will wreck your fancy car Drag for your friends hostess You are a dope You didn't know what I would do You invited me I'm gonna wreck it for you I see we have a party I'm gonna smash the cake now It really is so elegant I'll make your little guests split Little baby sleeping nice come to me – oh! You are a dope You didn't know what I would do You invited me I'm gonna wreck it for you Oh little baby oh (improvised) Oh oh oh Little baby sleeping soundly Dreaming sweet things I know you You see me I'm a face filled with glee Yes I know I look big How I will hold you tight Come to me – oh! You are a dope You didn't know what I would do You invited me I'm gonna wreck it for you Yeah you are a dope You didn't know what I would do You invited me I'm gonna wreck it for you You are a dope You didn't know what I would do You invited me I'm gonna wreck it for you You are a dope You didn't know what I would do You invited me I'm gonna wreck it for you It's your fault - it's your fault You invited me It's your fault you invited me