Joan Fan Club

Lyrics

Fan club - Fan club Fan club - Fan club Fan club - Fan club Fan club - Fan club Joan is the girl that I dream of Joan is the girl we're gonna beat her up Joan is the girl she looks so sweet Joan is the girl she's gonna eat my meat And yeah we like her that's why we call That's why we call her up 'cause it's a Fan club - Fan club For you Joan! Fan club - Fan club Joan is the girl she waddles in class I'm gonna stick some thumb tacks in her ass Joan is the girl I'm gonna pull her hair I'm gonna spray some face in her face And yeah we love her that's why we knock That's why we knock her up 'cause it's a Fan club - Fan club Joan! Fan club - Fan club You're a pig You're so fat You'rе grotesque Yeah that's why wе make fun of you Fan club - Fan club Let's start a fan club! Fan club - Fan club Joan is the girl on Friday night She's gonna cry alone and shiver in fright We're gonna throw some eggs at her We're gonna make her cry - feel so bad And yeah we dig her that's why we call That's why we call her up it is a Fan club - Fan club For you Joan! Fan club - Fan club You're a pig You're so fat You're grotesque Yeah that's why we make fun of you Joan is the girl for me gang bang! Joan is the girl for us we'll rape her on the telephone Joan! Hey Joan how ya' doin'? Hey this is your fan club callin' babe Hey we want you Joan We wanna caress your Brillo Pad hair We wanna suck your tits Joan Hey we wanna touch your nice fat stomach Joan Hey we wanna touch your pizza face baby Hey it's us guys we want you Joan Hey that's why we call you on the telephone Hey we think you're pretty fine Hey that's why we call you 'Cause it's a fan club It's your fan club Joan We love you!