Lyrics

I'm not an open-minded guy And I won't even try to pretend I am I love top 40 radio The only way to go if you're a love song fan Oh if it's underground and cool I get so confused That's why I'm a formula guy I watch generic movies too I'll make a bet with you there's a happy end Good stuff like Karate Kid I knew that he would win and I like that Oh if it's groundbreaking and new I get so confused That's why I'm a formula guy I'm a formula guy I'm a formula guy I'm a formula guy I drink rated G beer I'll make it very clear that's what I like If I can't pronounce the name I think it's really lame and it's just not right Oh if there's no twist-off cap to unscrew I don't know what to do That's why I'm a formula That's why I'm a formula That's why I'm a formula guy