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If I had a genie in a bottle I'd make my mother the president I'd buy up all the radio stations And find out where the hell the aliens went My three wishes I found a genie by the toy joy store My three wishes No one believes me so I'm getting three more I'd buy a house beside Mount Wilson Take Dalai Lama for a spin in my car Make growing hemp a fine profession Feed super-models all the candy bars My three wishes I found a genie by the toy joy store My three wishes No one believes me so I'm getting three more She is my favorite girlfriend She helps me pay my rent I never have to wash the dishes She never asks me how my money's spent I'd bring back all the drive-in movies I'd have a pet blue dragon I'd buy my friends a big jet airplane Instead of living in this little club wagon My three wishes I found a genie by the toy joy store My three wishes No one believes me so I'm getting three more My three wishes, my three wishes My three wishes, my three wishes