Playthang

Lyrics

(That's a trial heinie!) I'm your playthang, baby Won't you come play with me? Just flip this switch, and you'll go crazy Won't you come play with me? I'm your playthang, baby Won't you come play with me? I operate just for the ladies Won't you come play with me? Won't you come play with me? Won't you come play with me? Soft and cuddly, hard and ready Pipe fitting like a jackrabbit, quick but steady Squeeze me, tease me If you don't believe me, pull the black leather to relieve me Yes, the rap star dull nut saga Grab my joy stick and change my behavior I come equipped with remote I got 6 levels from beginners to the pros Level 1 is for the young dumb bum and the boyfriend that couldn't make her cum Push level 1 and I start to vibrate Gently put me on the spot and you'll shake Level 2 is a little steamier Put me in your socket and you'll make me even creamier And then you grab my string and pull the damn thing 'till you make your toy scream Now sit your toy up and you can ride it Bring all your friends, let 'em all watch you could share, don't hide it You got my batteries, freak! Drop them double d's on my chest and I'll speak, I'm your playthang I'm your playthang, baby Won't you come play with me? Just flip this switch, and you'll go crazy Won't you come play with me? I'm your playthang, baby Won't you come play with me? I operate just for the ladies Won't you come play with me? Now, your friend kinda likes level 3 At no more expense, she can play with me On level 3 I start deflating Blow me up, and now I'm highly motivated I can jump, twist, turn, slide Wiggle and squirm until I'm wizzin' up your perm Yes, I'm graphic, but I'm made like that I ain't a P.C., baby, I'm a mac So put me up and press get info Read my bio, you find I'm a good hoe, though And it's a no-no to put me on zero 'Cause you do then I'll you down, then uh-oh (uh-oh) I come complete with a squirt gun I shoot it when my work's done and then I gotta run But I'm created by Dangalang Swangers Incorporated Makers of the things your granny hated, the playthang Won't you come play with me? Won't you come play with me? Won't you come play with me? Won't you come play with me? I'm your playthang, baby Won't you come play with me? Just flip this switch, and you'll go crazy Won't you come play with me? I'm your playthang, baby Won't you come play with me? I operate just for the ladies Won't you come play with me? Your playthang loves to go bang Chase your little monkey 'till I get the monkey tamed And then bounce up and down when I catch it I respect it, but it's been a bad monkey So I pack it and jump on up to level 6 So I can throw new thangs in the monkey toy mix With blistering speed I start to pound Now give your toy a bath and lay your toy down I'm your playthang, baby Won't you come play with me? Just flip this switch, and you'll go crazy Won't you come play with me? I'm your playthang, baby Won't you come play with me? I operate just for the ladies Won't you come play with me? Won't you come play with me? Won't you come, won't you Won't you come play with me? Won't you come, won't you, won't you come play with me? Won't you come, won't you, won't you come play with me? Won't you come, won't you, won't you come play with me?