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Lyrics
God save me from the Porkers God save me from their sons Their noisy tweedy sisters Who follow with the guns The old and scheming mother Their futures that she plann'd The ghastly younger brother Who married into land Their shots along the valley Draw blood out of the sky The wounded pheasants rally As hobnailed boots go by Where once the rabbit scampered The waiting copse is still As Porker fat and pampered Comes puffing up the hill "A left and right! Wеll done, sir! They're falling in thе road; And here's your other gun, sir." "Don't talk. You're here to load." He grabs his gun, not seeing A thing but birds in air And blows them out of being With self-indulgent stare Triumphant after shooting He still commands the scene His Land Rover comes hooting Beaters and dogs between Then dinner with a neighbour It doesn't matter which Conservative or Labour So long as he is rich A faux-bonhomme and dull as well All pedigree and purse We must admit that, though he's hell His womenfolk are worse Bright in their county gin sets They tug their ropes of pearls And smooth their tailored twin-sets And drop the names of earls Loud talk of meets and marriages And tax-evasion's heard In many first-class carriages While servants travel third "My dear, I have to spoil them too Or who would do the chores? Well, here we are at Waterloo I'll drop you at the Stores." God save me from the Porkers The pathos of their lives The strange example that they set To new-rich farmers' wives Glad to accept their bounty And worship from afar And think of them as county County is what they are
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Credits
- Writers
- Sir John Betjeman