Party Barge

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Father drove a steamroller Momma was a crossing guard She got rolled when he got steamed And I got left in charge Living in a little town with my pedigree in shards I chopped down a weeping willow tree And built this party barge [Verse 2] Ports of call, dayglo bait Why not see a legend while it's still being made? Things get kind of squirrelly when you're sleeping in the park Jam too far propagating in the night My colleagues and associates have kicked out all the lights Like I said, they say, nothing stops a party barge [Verse 3] "This is lake directory, calling party barge I'm on the phone with pond control, they say you are at large Lend us your coordinates, we'll send a Saint Bernard" Think it's kind of squirrelly when you're sleeping in the park Chicken-fried pigeon in a Sonny James sauce Satan's jeweled lobster has your wife in its claws Like I said, they say, nothing stops a party barge [Outro] "Send us your coordinates, I'll send a Saint Bernard Send us your coordinates, I'll send a Saint Bernard Send us your coordinates, I'll send a Saint Bernard This is lake directory, calling party barge"