Theme of HOBaRT

Lyrics

[Hook] HOBaRT He'll mix all night Long Other contestants Suck dicks all night Long [Verse 1] 'Round these parts, everyone knows the tale 'Bout the top machine, the baker's holy grail Kneed dough with this beaut, be drowning in tail Go ahead and stir yourself an elixir Use it when it's raining, use it when it's sunny Use it when you're a bit short on money Even though some might call this baby funny Truly he's the only top tier mixer [Hook] HOBaRT He'll mix all night Long Other contestants Suck dicks all night Long [Chorus] HOBaRT, you make me go "Ha ha, hee-hee" Why are you so Hysterically funny? Please stop making me laugh As much as the Number 7 [Verse 2] First time I saw that funny boy, I was skeptical But now when I see him, my wiener gets erectical When that boy spins it up, it's truly a spectacle Really makes me go, "he- hee, ha ha!" So laugh it up, you cowards, fear the machine The Hyper Operative Baking and Ripping Technology-ne He'll mix up your DNA, he'll cream your genes "He's a funny mixer..." [Chorus] HOBaRT, I want to Make love to your dick I know that's not quite The right word, but it's thick Please mix my insides up And put your dough in me! [Verse 3] HOBaRT once told me that he wanted to eradicate all anime fans I gave him a fist bump and said, "Fuck yeah, brother!" Let those fucking degenerates get pissed on to death Call it extreme watersports [Verse 4] And one day I hope to see HOBaRT at the top He's won and we get a day full of his bops With his enemies' remains on the floor, it'll have to be mopped And we can mix together a smoothie of their entrails With HOBaRT, of course! "He's a funny mixer!" [Chorus] HOBaRT, I want to Imbibe in your cum The smell of your dick-xer It makes me go numb Fill me with custard 'till DING! you're all done I'll be there to cheer on you Until you've won HOBaRT, now I see Why that mixer is so funny... [Outro] HOBaRT, I love you