Hexagons and Other Fun Materials

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I want to learn math again Just to feel better than My socially adjusted friends And get a 95 percent Tiny plastic polygons I'm building things that aren't real - Endless streams of hexagons And other fun materials I play Jumpstart, but math's hard And I can't stand learning anything I like when people think I'm smart But I'm dumb, so I won't add sums up anymore And I barely even care that I'm forgetting all the Common Core I won't add sums up anymore, I won't add sums up anymore Turns out I want this class to end I don't need to learn to hate it again I'm falling out of my seat And drawing on the worksheets - Exactly how I used to be And it's a blast to high-achieve But only cause approval is the root of what I need I guess I'll study something else But this time I won't hate myself I play Jumpstart, but math's hard And I can't stand learning anything I like when grown-ups call me smart But I'm dumb, and I won't add sums up anymore And I barely even care that I'm forgetting all the Common Core I won't add sums up anymore, I won't add sums up anymore [Interlude] "A square is a rectangle, but a rectangle is not always a square. Discuss." "I think that's wrong and I think you're wrong." "And why is that?" "Squares are fake, like the moon landing." "Uh, that's false, I think you should, uh, just go home." "Okay." "The door's there." I play Jumpstart, but math's hard And I can't stand learning anything I like when people think I'm smart But I'm dumb, and I won't add sums up anymore And I barely even care that I'm forgetting all the Common Core I won't add sums up anymore, I won't add sums up anymore I won't add sums up anymore, I won't add sums up anymore I