The Dateless Losers

Lyrics

Dateless losers Dateless losers Dateless loser Dateless (loser) My friends and I, we're a bunch of geeks So none of us has got a date at the end of the week And if there's no cool, hip punk rock show Denny, Robin, and Woodsy's house is the place that we go Dateless losers, we don't care If our pathetic love lives go nowhere No matter where my life has led I still have an "L" stuck to my forehead We are the dateless losers We are the dateless losers We are the dateless losers And even though I can't get a date I've got somewhere to be tonight We sit around and eat ice cream Crack jokes and watch really bad TV And if you're a dateless loser, too Then starting a dateless losers' club is the only thing left to do Dateless losers, we don't care If our pathetic love lives go nowhere No matter where my life has led I still have an "L" stuck to my forehead We are the dateless losers We are the dateless losers We are the dateless losers Even though I can't get a date I've got somewhere to be tonight Dateless loser Dateless loser Dateless loser Dateless (loser) (1-2-3-4!) We are the dateless losers We are the dateless losers We are the dateless losers Even though I can't get a date I've got somewhere to be tonight