United Steaks (amerikansk version)

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I've been to China, sat in Mao's chair, man Crossed the Bay of Pigs in gale force ten Fidel Castro said, "Why don't you come and curl on my hair, man?" And the zhar of Russia wants to [?] the bag again [Chorus 1] But Saturday night in Istanbul in a box of Turkish delight My four-track stereo hoster said "Do you know where you should be tonight?" United Steaks [Verse 2] I jumped right up from the chocolate seat that I sat in Called a taxi and started facing the facts I jumped a jumbo and landed right in Manhattan I hate to pay that star-spangled airport tax, wah-ooh, ooh [Chorus 2] Look at the buildings they got over here They'll leave you high and dry 8,000 steps if you wanna go up And on a clear day you can see the sky In United Steaks [Bridge] Second-hand [?], Coca-Cola King-size menu, cigars If you are broke use pistolas They make the prettiest scars [Interlude] Good evening. This is the 37th time I have spoken to you from this office, where so many decisions have been made that shaped the history of this Nation. Each time I have done so to discuss with you some matter that I believe affected the national interest In all the decisions I have made in my public life, I have always tried to do what was best for the Nation [Verse 3] Wandering around in the United Steaks for an hour The dollars are rolling in and your mind's rolling out If you're staying in line, kid, you could buy the tower of power And if you stay here forever You will end up eating sauerkraut [Chorus 3] Wait 'til you get to the prairie man Where the T-bones [?] alike And 30 channels on the color TV I'll tell you, man, it's out of sight In United Steaks [Outro] Sennep, sennep Ketchup, ketchup Peanut, peanut Donut, donut Shu-bi-dua