Here Comes the Judge

Lyrics

[Intro] Hear ye, hear ye The court's in session The court's in session, now Here comes the judge Here comes the judge [Chorus] Here comes the judge Here comes the judge Here comes the judge, y'all Here comes the judge [Verse 1] Stop eatin' that fudge 'Cause here comes the judge Don't nobody budge 'Cause here comes the judge Judge Shorty is presidin' today And he don't take no stuff from nobody No kind of way Hey boy, take off that hat Where do you think you're at I know where you gon' be If you don't heed my plea I'm here to tell you [Pre-Chorus] (Court's in session) Order in the court, now (Court's in session) Can't nobody smoke now Here comes the judge Here comes the judge [Chorus] Here comes the judge Here comes the judge Here comes the judge, y'all Here comes the judge [Verse 2] Order, order What's the first case on the docket Judge, I got a boy here who can't dance Can't dance? Aww Can't dance, your Honor Ninety days, thirty days for boogaloo Thirty days to learn how to shing-a-ling And thirty more for the Afro twist Can't dance, what is this? [Pre-Chorus] (Court's in session) Everybody, quiet now (Court's in session) Here comes the judge Here comes the judge [Verse 3] Is that the man? No, your honor Does he look like the man? No, your Honor Well, I'm sorry, you got to go there now You, man, you can't recognize the man, you got to go No, your Honor Stand guilty [Chorus] Here comes the judge Here comes the judge Here comes the judge, y'all Here comes the judge [Outro] Got 2:45, yes, here comes the judge They caught him stompin' down the aisle Yes, here comes the judge I'd rather be lost in the jungles of Brazil Than to face the judge This morning, the way he feels Here comes the judge, y'all Here comes the judge now Don't nobody budge 'Cause here comes the judge Everybody doin' their time today