I Don’t Give a Shit

Lyrics

[Chorus: Kevin Russell & Alice Spencer] I don't give a shit like you don't give a shit We're a match made in heaven, it's plain to see I don't give a shit about you You don't give a shit about me [Verse 1: Kevin Russell] Nobody ever said I was a gentleman Nobody ever said I wasn't mean Nobody ever said That I was right in the head Nobody ever said I fly clean [Verse 2: Alice Spencer] Nobody ever said I was pretty Nobody ever said I was sweet But some have remarked My bite is worse than my bark Nobody ever said I was discreet [Chorus: Both] I don't give a shit like you don't give a shit It's a match made in heaven, it's plain to see I don't give a shit about you You don't give a shit about me [Verse 3: Alice Spencer] I remember on our first date You told me I was just the bait For your old girlfriend As she came walkin' in I don't think we ever even ate [Verse 4: Kevin Russell] Nobody ever said we was compatible Nobody ever said we's meant to be No one ever suggested We should in any way be connected [?] [biblically?] [topically?] [Chorus: Both] I don't give a shit, you don't give a shit Match made in heaven, it's plain to see I don't give a shit about you You don't give a shit about me [Verse 5: Alice Spencer] I remember that night in Nacogdoches You tied me up and threw my keys away I was too drunk to drive And I was glad to be alive But I had you arrested anyway [Verse 6: Kevin Russell] I remember that night in Amarillo You went upside my head with a frying pan I was laid up for days In a hydrocodone haze My forehead read "Made in Japan" [Chorus: Both] I don't give a shit like you don't give a shit We're a match made in heaven, it's plain to see I don't give a shit about you You don't give a shit about me I don't give a shit like you don't give a shit A match made in heaven, it's plain to see I don't give a shit about you I don't give a shit about me I don't give a shit about you You don't give a shit about me [Outro] But baby, you're the one for me