I Is What I Is

Lyrics

For every pop tart princess that goes bat shit crazy There's a Paula Deen getting a public paddling When the wires snap from the back of her neck you know The lights don't go out For all the testimonial televangelists She's got Tammy Faye Baker Eyes She's got Tammy Faye Baker Eyes Is this another farce? Is the future this frightening? I tell you I feel just fine, but you're convinced that I'm dying Oh, America's Got Talent to seduce you to reduce yourself Oh, America's Got Talent to seduce you to reduce everybody else To reduce everybody else For every pop tart princess that goes bat shit crazy