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[Verse 1] Uncle Larry's hooked on ice again He seems to be stuck in the eighties He wears his members only jacket 'Cause he thinks it turns on all the ladies [Chorus] And all the white folks shake their asses Looking for the two and four Well, I'll have mine in martini glasses Cause I can't take it anymore [Verse 2] These are the days of empty kitchens The rise and fall of Mary Ellen's hairdo I think she's found a new religion Studyin' the Kabbalah in her J.Crew [Chorus] And all the rich kids shake their asses Looking for the two and four Well, I'll have mine with Blackstrap Molasses 'Cause I can't taste it anymore No, 'cause I can't taste it anymore [Verse 3] My friend Greg says it's all good As the eastern seaboard's blown away Now everything is goin' half-price So look at all the money we saved [Chorus] And all the politicians shake their asses Looking for the backdoor I'll just be hangin' out with the lasses 'Cause they don't like the boys no more No, and I can't take it anymore