I Saw Three Ships

Lyrics

I saw three ships come sailing in On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day I saw three ships come sailing in On Christmas Day in the morning And what was in the ships all three (Laughter) On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day And what - Shut up, turds! - was in the ships all three On Christmas Day in the morning The Virgin Mary and Christ were there (Laughter) On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day The Virgin Mary and - Shut up, turds! - Christ were there On Christmas Day in the morning Let us all rejoice amain On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day (Laughter Growing) Let - I told you to shut up! - us all rejoice amain On Christmas Day in the morning Shelly is starting to get pissed (Nonstop Laughter) On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day Shelly got up and killed the turds On Christmas Day, in the morning Arrrrrrrgh!