Be a Man

Lyrics

[ZANNA, (ENSEMBLE)] Back in the times of Ancient Greece The Spartans lived a dream Thousands of manly soldiers Just as far as the eye could see No one could destroy them Because they all lived as one Manly soldiers, sweating manly in the sun They would destroy all the enemy And when the day was done They would gather in their tent for love (Love, love, love, love, love) That's how they won! [ALL] Join the Army Join the Air Force Join the Coast Guard Join the Marines Work together Sweat together Shower together That's how it should be [ZANNA, BUCK, LADIES] Alexander the Great You can be sure he wasn't straight He was a man That's right, got no business with a wife! Leonardo da Vinci He made such wicked killing machines 'cause he was a man Way to go, Leonardo! [ZANNA, ENSEMBLE] Frederick the Great You know he made the Prussian State Out of nothing How'd he do it? By being a man ZANNA: Oh, Mishima And Lawrence of Arabia! Will we ever see such men again? Yes, sir! [ENSEMBLE, (ZANNA)] Join the Army, (Be a man) Join the Air Force, (Be a man) Join the Coast Guard, (Be a man) Join the Marines. (Be a man) Work together. (Be a man) Sweat together. (Be a man) Shower together. (Be a man) That's how it should be. (Be a man) [ZANNA, STEVE (spoken)] Drop and give me ten, soldier. You're looking weak, soldier Have you been sleeping with women? No, sir! I bet your daddy slept with women That make you mad, soldier? Well, it sure makes me mad that they're gonna let them heteros into this man's army Present arms! [ZANNA, ENSEMBLE] I don't know what you've been told I don't know what you've been told Can't win a war with heteros Can't win a war with heteros Hey Hey Ho Ho Hey Hey Ho Ho Ho-o-o... Somebody say Ho Ho Somebody say Mo Mo Somebody say Ho Ho Mo Mo HO-MO [ENSEMBLE, (ZANNA)] Join the Army, (Be a maaaaaaaaan) Join the Air Force Join the Coast Guard Join the Marines Work together. (Be a man) Sweat together. (Be a man) Shower together. (Be a man) That's how it should be. (Oh-ho-ho) [ZANNA, (ENSEMBLE), ALL] Be a ma-an (Be a man) Oh, be a ma-an (Be a man) Oh, be a ma-an (Be a man) Oh, be a ma-an (Be a man) Oh, be a man (Be a man) Oh, be a man (Be a man) Oh, be a ma-a-an (Be a man) Oh be a maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan (Be a man, be a man, be a man) Oh be a man!