Dog And Pony Show (Live in Tokyo)

Lyrics

If I could walk, I'd be a miner If I could talk, I'd be a preacher If I was a preacher Tell you what: I'd save a million souls If I was a miner Tell you what: I'd be a damn good one [applause] And they... ha And left us naked out here in the sun I attach no importance to it Just because of my hand Just because of my shriveled little... I couldn't be a baseball player Doesn't surprise me now Happens, aaah Even though we had a map It took three days to find Couple of rednecks there No punk rock Taylor from Pismo [applause] At the dog and pony...! This song is about an Italian gentleman who moved to New York... [grunts] And he has no job skills Uh, so He makes his fortune in the porno movie industry I don- I don't know why that's how he makes his fortune