How our hair got this way

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they forgot to write down the part where Adam & Eve were created bald, & after they ate the apple they became ashamed of the nakedness of their heads. Eve tried everything: wet dirt, dried leaves, petals of flowers without names, nothing stuck. & when God came down He saw their heads stained with mud & knew they had disobeyed Him. Adam said it was all Eve's fault, for listening to that stupid snake. God pulled the snake from the grass and stretched it so thin it broke into hundreds of tiny coils. He piled them on Eve's head. now you can listen to the snake forever / but the snake won't listen to you / not even to heat / not even to gravity God put some coils on Adam's head too, but told him his would fall out over time, as punishment for snitching.