Interlude 4

Lyrics

[Bob the Drag Queen as Billy Bob] Hahaha, well that was real nice! The only thing bigger than your talent is your adam's apple [Jiggly Caliente] Thank you? [Bob the Drag Queen as Billy Bob] Oh! And your hands Those are... some big lady hands [Jiggly Caliente] Excuse me? [Bob the Drag Queen as Billy Bob] Truth is we don't get much good entertainment up in this parts [Manila Luzon] I'm going to guess that you don't get much deodorant or mouthwash either... oh and in case you missed it I just read you for filth... Snap! Gag! Hum! Take that! [Bob the Drag Queen as Billy Bob] Oh, by the way, here's what the new transmission's gonna cost you girls [Alaska Thunderfuck] What!? Oh my God! That's too expensive [Bob the Drag Queen as Billy Bob] Oh, and in case y'all missed it I just [?] Snap! [Jiggly Caliente] How the hell are we going to pay for this? [Katya Zamolodchikova] I could make the ultimate sacrifice And sell my body on that street corner over there [Alaska Thunderfuck] Great, that should make us enough for... one spark plug [Bob the Drag Queen as Billy Bob] Hey hey hey hey now, I have an idea [Manila Luzon] Build a wall? [Bob the Drag Queen as Billy Bob] No, no I was just thinking... [Alaska Thunderfuck] That Ellen DeGeneres just hasn't met the right man yet [Bob the Drag Queen as Billy Bob] No What I'm trying to say is I'm pretty sure... [Katya Zamolodchikova] The Earth is flat? [Bob the Drag Queen as Billy Bob] No! Now listen to me I'm pretty sure that if you gals put on a show You can make more than enough money To fix your little bus, like I said Ain't every day a bunch of classy Big city, show ponies like y'all Can ride into town I bet folks pay good money to come see you too [Jiggly Caliente] That's a great idea But, how can we let everyone in town know About the show on such short notice? [Bob the Drag Queen as Billy Bob] Oh hell, that's easy Hey everybody! Come here, this big bone floozies wearing way too much makeup Gonna put on a show tonight [Alaska Thunderfuck] Well, I could've done that I have very strong lungs As a matter of fact Maybe I should give this folks a little free sample Of what they can expect at that show tonight [Manila Luzon] Free sample? Great idea! After all, you are the Costco of drag queens [Katya Zamolodchikova] I can't believe I'm about to say this but yes I think you should sing a song The rest of us can run round selling tickets while you belt out your number And if I just happen to accidentally fall face first down the overalls of a big dumb corn-fed farmboy then so be it! Uhm, did I say that out loud? [All] Ah, wow Actually, yes Yeah Pretty much Wow Yep Tmi Mmm-hmm Uh [Bob the Drag Queen as Billy Bob] Hey everybody get a load of this!