Blast Me to Bermuda

Lyrics

[Intro] Blast me to Bermuda! [Verse 1] When I feel weird, I close my eyes And think of where the sun don't shine On that foggy triangle far away In my dreams, a violent storm Sucks my body off the shore To a volcano city, undersea [Chorus] Goodbye world, I'm outta here I've packed my bags, I have no fear I'm headed to the land of no returns Blast me to Bermuda! [Verse 2] Sunken ships and beguiled ghouls The bane of vacationing fools Bloody lagoons and gnawed wetsuits abound At last my plane, it takes a dive The truth unveiled if I survive Witness to a twinkling in the deep [Chorus] Goodbye world, I'm outta here I've packed my bags, I have no fear I'm headed to the land of no returns Blast me to Bermuda! [Instrumental] [Verse 3] Sunken ships and beguiled ghouls The bane of vacationing fools Bloody lagoons and gnawed wetsuits abound At last my plane, it takes a dive The truth unveiled if I survive Witness to a twinkling in the deep [Chorus] Goodbye world, I'm outta here I've packed my bags, I have no fear I'm headed to the land of no returns Blast me to Bermuda!