Kinky Ken

Lyrics

[Chorus] Kinky Ken and Bondage Barbie They ran a hotel by the sea They never had no vacancies Kinky Ken and [Verse 1] They'd get complaints from the residents living next door (What did they say?) Couldn't get to sleep 'till quarter 'till four (And why was that?) Ken and Barbie always wanna party There's something very strange About the couple in number thirty-three [Chorus] Kinky Ken and Bondage Barbie They always dressed in PVC Never needed plastic surgery If you wanna know what happens next Just hang around me [Verse 2] (What happened next?) Well, the police come a-knockin' on the door (What did they say?) "What you've been doin' is against the law" (Did they get nicked?) No, they didn't, it wasn't like TV The policeman said, "We're coming in for a party" [Chorus] Kinky Ken and Bondage Barbie Never got took into custody They gave the police their first freebie If you wanna know what happens next Just hang around me Kinky Ken and Bondage Barbie They lived happily by the sea Night and day they'd always party Kinky Ken and Bondage Barbie [Outro] Bondage Barbie Bondage Barbie Bondage Barbie