First Class

Lyrics

(Hey!) [Verse 1] Just 'cause we stay in five star hotels Do you think that we broke in as well It goes to show that you can't Tell who deserves the dough You look like a shrivelled old tart You look like a beer-bellied fart If you want a quiet flight, don't start There's eight hours to go [Pre-Chorus] Whenever we fly We get some nutters like you So if we make you narky We're glad that we do! [Chorus] First class - our clothes are all wrong First class - you don't like our song First class - we're always to blame First class, first class - we've hijacked your plane [Verse 3] Just because you're wearing a suit You think that you can give us the boot You hate us 'cos we're rolling in loot We might have more than you You're a bloated old action man You're a gone-to-seed Desperate Dan Better chase this skirt while you can If your wife won't do [Bridge] Your blood pressure's up And your face has gone red Why don't you find an army To fight instead? [Chorus] First class - our clothes are all wrong First class - you don't like our song First class - we're always to blame First class, first class - we've hijacked your plane [Pre-Chorus] Whenever we fly We get some nutters like you So if we make you narky We're glad that we do! [Chorus] First class - our clothes are all wrong First class - you don't like our song First class - we're always to blame First class, first class - we've hijacked your plane [Chorus] First class - we order a drink First class - then you kick up a stink First class - we're always to blame First class, first class - we've hijacked the plane [Outro] First class First class First class First class First class First class...