Don’t Remember

Lyrics

[Verse 1] And he said... "Hello, darling, have we met before? "Weren't you the one who knew the bloke next door? "Do you remember when we used to date? "Didn't you go out with my brother's mate?" [Chorus] Course we don't remember, remember, remember You know we don't remember, remember You're not our mate And we didn't date [Refrain] No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-way (Way, way, way...) [Verse 2] And then he goes... "Do you remember back in '93? "You were the one who really fancied me "You used to hang out with my mate, Paul "He said you said you thought that I was cool." [Chorus] Course we don't remember, remember, remember You know we don't remember, remember There was no Paul At our girl's school [Chorus] Course we don't remember, remember, remember You know we don't remember, remember You're not our mate We didn't double date [Refrain] No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-way (Way, way, way...) [Bridge] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah [Verse 3] And then he came out with... "We met each other two years ago Talked about fleas and things and, well, you know? You must remember, look at me You were both drunk and you got off with me." [Chorus] Course we don't remember, remember, remember You know we don't remember, remember We wouldn't snog Such an ugly gob [Chorus] Course we don't remember, remember, remember You know we don't remember, remember You're not our mate We didn't double date [Chorus] Course we don't remember, remember, remember You know we don't remember You're not Jack-the-lad But Jack-the-sad