Story of My Life

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Yeah, I'm going to college Yeah, I'm going to get rich Off of the knowledge That I learn from college Yeah, I know this girl She acts like a bitch But I bet I'll impress her with Some fancy lecture [Verse 2] Yeah, I'll go to Africa Feed all the kids With nutritional knowledge That I learned in college I'll go to outer-space Yeah, I will build a ship Find a new planet And populate it [Verse 3] Yeah, on my new planet they'll Hunger for thought And as we've established That's just what I've got I'll start a college And make it my own And my students will learn While I sit on my throne