Lyrics

[ANNOUNCER, spoken] Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Duke's royal wrestling championship! Are you ready? [ROYAL SUBJECTS, spoken] Yeah! [ANNOUNCER, spoken] I said, are you ready? [ROYAL SUBJECTS, spoken] YEAH! [ANNOUNCER, spoken] C'mon people, I can't hear you, I said ARE? YOU? READY? [ROYAL SUBJECTS, spoken] YEAH! [ANNOUNCER, spoken] Ladies and Gentlemen, I present the Royal Duke Frederick! [ROYAL SUBJECTS & ROYAL MINIONS] Ah, all hail Duke Frederick! Ah, all hail Duke Frederick! [DUKE FREDERICK, spoken] Let the games begin! [ANNOUNCER, spoken] Round one! Introducing the undefeated, reigning champion: Bronco Internacional! [ROYAL SUBJECTS] Bronco, Bronco, he's the man! No one can do it like Bronco can! Bronco, Bronco, he's the man! No one can do it like Bronco can! [ANNOUNCER, spoken] And his opponent: the fiery, the fearless Rufus [ROYAL SUBJECTS] Rufus is the man Rufus is the man If anyone can beat him, Rufus can! Rufus is the man Rufus is the man If anyone can beat him, Rufus can! [ANNOUNCER, spoken] Wrestlers, you shall try but one fall [ANNOUNCER & ROYAL SUBJECTS, spoken] Three! Two! One! Fight! [ROYAL SUBJECTS] Let's go, Bronco! Let's go, Rufus! Go and get 'em, whoa! Let's go, Bronco! Let's go, Rufus! Go and get 'em, whoa! Let's go, Bronco! Let's go, Rufus! Go and get 'em, whoa! Ooh! Ah! Ouch! Wow! [REFEREE, spoken] One, two, three! [ANNOUNCER, spoken] And the winner is Bronco! [ALL, spoken] Woo! [ANNOUNCER, spoken] Round two! Bronco faces his second opponent: the primal, the vicious, Caveman! [ROYAL SUBJECTS] Caveman, Caveman, he's the man! If anyone can beat him, Caveman can! Caveman, Caveman, he's the man! If anyone can beat him, Caveman can! [ANNOUNCER, spoken] Wrestlers, you shall try but one fall [ANNOUNCER & ROYAL SUBJECTS, spoken] Three, two, one, fight! [ROYAL SUBJECTS] Let's go, Bronco! Let's go, Caveman! Go and get 'em, whoa! Let's go, Bronco! Let's go, Caveman! Go and get 'em, whoa! Let's go, Bronco! Let's go, Caveman! Go and get 'em, whoa! Ooh! Ah! Ouch! Wow! [REFEREE, spoken] One, two, three! [ANNOUNCER, spoken] And the winner is Bronco again! [ALL] Woo! [ANNOUNCER, spoken] Round three — the last round for the championship! Bronco faces his third and final opponent… …Orlando? [A ROYAL SUBJECT] Who is this kid? [A ROYAL SUBJECT] He's far too young! [TWO ROYAL SUBJECTS] Bronco will eat him alive! [A ROYAL SUBJECT] What a punk! [A ROYAL SUBJECT] He's got no shot! [A ROYAL SUBJECT] He'll never survive! [DUKE FREDERICK, spoken] Speak to him ladies, see if you can move him [CELIA, spoken] Young gentlemen, we pray you for your own sake to embrace your safety and give over this attempt! [ROSALIND, spoken] Do, young sir! [ORLANDO, spoken] Let your gentle wishes go with me to my trial, wherein if I be foiled, there is but one shamed that was never gracious. I shall do the world no injury, for in it I have nothing [ROSALIND, spoken] The little strength that I have, I would it were with you [BRONCO, spoken] Where is Orlando? The boy has a dream [ORLANDO, spoken] Ready, sir! [DUKE FREDERICK, spoken] You shall try but one fall! [ALL, spoken] Three! Two! One! Fight! Uh oh, uh oh! Uh oh, uh oh! Do you think he can? Uh oh, uh oh! Uh oh, uh oh! Can he? Yes he can! What an upset! Who'da thunk it? [ROSALIND] Oh, excellent young man! [ALL] What? No! Damn! Whoa! [REFEREE, spoken] One, two, three! [ANNOUNCER, spoken] And the winner's Orlando! [ALL] Orlando, 'Lando, he's the man No one can do it like 'Lando can Orlando, 'Lando, he's the man! No one can do it like 'Lando can Orlando, Orlando, Orlando!