Lyrics

[Intro: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope] "665 ways to die. Choose one!" "Wicked Clowns!" [Verse 1: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope] A mother fuckin' nine iron, bitch (Fore!) I said a nine iron, bitch (Way!) Your brain's oozed right out the crack in your skull Where I crack that shit (I smack that shit) A god damn rattlesnake bite (Sweet!) Venomous rattlesnake bite (Woo!) Pit dug in my basement full of 'em bitches I do murder right (Yeah!) A fuckin' roman candle (Ha!) Bitch boy, a roman candle (Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!) Light it with a zippo, shove that shit down your throat Flammable (Flammable) A hammer and nail Ordinary hammer and nail (Get 'em!) Tie you up in a chair, nail that windpipe shut You thinkin' stale! (Ha ha ha!) [Chorus] My killin' techniques and tactics Keep fillin' up caskets You're mine (You're mine) All mine (All mine) Still chillin' zipped up in plastic And kept up as ashes It's time (It's time) Your time (Your time) [Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope] A toilet, you bitch (Yeah!) Yeah, ho, a toilet, you bitch (Get down!) Load that shit up all week, never flush (Get down!) Drown your head in that shit A fuckin' shopping cart (Huh?) A Kroger shopping cart Smoke this much meth, 'cause I can 'en beat you With a Goddamn shopping cart! (Shopping cart) A Mr. Socko puppet (Ha ha!) A Mr. Socko puppet (Yeah!) Southwest strangle you dead in a Mandible Paw With a one-handed grip (Come on!) King Kong, mother fucker! King Kong, mother fucker! By the time I'm done havin' fun You'll beg for King Kong, mother fucker! [Chorus] My killin' techniques and tactics Keep fillin' up caskets You're mine (You're mine) All mine (All mine) Still chillin' zipped up in plastic And kept up as ashes It's time (It's time) Your time (Your time) [Post-Chorus] You can't fight it, be delighted That you're bitin' it ever so wickedly "Mother fucker! You got killed and stabbed!" My killin' techniques and tactics Keep fillin' up caskets You're mine (You're mine) [Verse 3: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope] Fire hose, splish splash Fire hose, splish splash I won't let that shit blast 'Til it's all the way up that bitch ass A Desert Eagle 45 Chrome Desert Eagle 45 Beat you brain dead vegetable With the handle of a chrome Desert Eagle 45 Crazy rapist with AIDS Crazy gay rapist with AIDS Pants ya, leave ya tied to a dumpster In the alley of a gay crackhead hood for days Catalog order shotgun shells Catalog order shotgun shells Wack Majik Ninja catalog in your ears Are two shotgun barrells [Chorus] My killin' techniques and tactics Keep fillin' up caskets You're mine (You're mine) All mine (All mine) Still chillin' zipped up in plastic And kept up as ashes It's time (It's time) Your time (Your time) [Post-Chorus] You can't fight it, be delighted That you're bitin' it ever so wickedly "Mother fucker! You got killed and stabbed!" My killin' techniques and tactics Keep fillin' up caskets You're mine (You're mine)