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[Verse] You wanna see a dead body? Drake wore a dead muppet to a party All swag hands in his pockets looking all sad But somewhere out there's a naked Wookie who is more sad I grew up as a vegan I got ridiculed In middle school lunchbox tofu & vegetables If you're a vegan that's cool man, good for you But don't try to preach while you're still wearing leather shoes I wear so many hats that I don't have hair This is cat's hair that's just attached to my hat there I heard they might be trying to hideaway Rubiks And I'd be quite ashamed too with that Michael Bay movie I taught myself the alphabet from eating canned soup And during dinner time I would practice Z-Y-X-W-V-U-T-S-R-Q-P-O-N-M-L-K-J-I-H-G-F-E-D-C-B-A Damn, I got it backwards I was on a farm got hungry cause I'd been smoking Ate a spoonful of this, cause I thought it was Greek yogurt I spat it out I honestly wasn't a huge fan I was like fuck you man & walked out of the dude ranch I'm bored of hoverboards between you and I So rapping about Delorean doors are just suicide And if you figured out that line well shit, thanks a lot You follow the plot & you get more props than Carrot Top Shit I'm sorry Mr Scott D if this seems a little cocky But if you order this then honestly why the fuck are you drinking coffee I cheat at scrabble for that triple letter word score And try to sneak in made-up words like surfbort People say I'm just a lonely rapper Friday nights alone they call my phone but no one answers It's cause my phone is broken plastic Since I saw a photograph of Tony Abbott on my phone & smashed it No wonder I'm going batshit In the mansion trying to catch feral cats with mouse traps Food on my face can't remember where my mouths at Eating skittles & Anzac biscuits out of Pharell's hat I'm just spitting free's mostly In between the weed coffee & the chicken cheese toasties I'm sick emcee homie gimme a minute & Pilot Ball Pen and I could crush 'em like 60 seconds till Titanfall