The Grouch Anthem

Lyrics

[Announcer: Spoken] Ladies and gentlemen, would you please rise for the Grouch Anthem [Oscar: Spoken] No, no, no. With the Grouch Anthem, you stay sitting down. Down in front there! Now brace yourself, I'm gonna sing: [Oscar: Sung] Grouches of the world unite! Stand up for your grouchly rights! Don't let the sunshine spoil the rain Just stand up and complain (heheheh) Let this be the grouches' cause: Point out everybody's flaws! Something is wrong with everything Except the way I sing! [Oscar: Spoken] You know what's right with this world? Nothin'! You know what gets me hot under the collar? You name it! And the next time some goody-two-shoes smiles and tells you to have a nice day, just remember: [Oscar: Sung] Don't let the sunshine spoil the rain Just stand up and complain! Just stand up and complain!