I’ve Got Two

Lyrics

[Intro: Big Bird, Oscar The Grouch, Mr. Hooper, Bob McGrath, Gordon, Susan & All] Okay, everybody get over here. It's time for something important Well you know who that is, don't you? That's Oscar the Grouch who lives in the trash can Hi, Oscar, how are you today? Rotten, thanks. But that's enough small talk, it's time we got down to business And what business is that? It's time for me to sing my song, that's what. Are you ready to hear it? Well, can it wait for just a minute, Oscar, because here come two more of our friends. Here comes Bob and Mr. Hooper Oh, hi everybody Hi Hi Bob Hello Hello, Bob how are you doing? And how are you, Mr. Hooper? Great Hello Susan, hello Gordon, hello Oscar Hey, Mr. Hooper And hello Big Bird! Hello Mr. Dooper Hooper, Hooper! Uh, Hooper Alright, alright, enough of this cheeriness. I want to sing my song! Can't it wait for a minute, Oscar? Everybody's asking me to wait a minute. Why should I wait? Well, Bob and I are here with a very Important message That's right, Oscar, and the message is that this part of the Sesame Street record is being brought to you by the number two. Now we've all got two of lots of things. So, I'll start in on a song about all the things we have two of And each of you join in when it's your turn, okay? Okay, oh boy No [Verse 1: Bob McGrath, Gordon & Susan] I've got two eyes, one, two They're both the same size, one, two I've got two eyes, and they're both the same size Hey, Bob, may I sing a verse? Oh, sure, Susan. Go right ahead I want my Susan to sing for me [Verse 2: Bob McGrath, Gordon & Susan] I've got two ears, one, two They help me hear, one, two I've got two ears, they help me hear I've got two eyes, and they're both the same size I wanna do some Twos Oh, go to it Gordon! [Verse 3: Bob McGrath, Gordon, Susan & All] Two arms have I, one, two I can hold them up high, one, two Two arms have I, I can hold them up high I've got two ears to help me hear I've got two eyes, and they're both the same size Come on, Mr. Hooper [Verse 4: Mr. Hooper, Bob McGrath, Gordon & Susan] Two hands have I, one, two They can wave goodbye, one, two Two hands have I, they can wave goodbye Two arms have l, I can hold them up high I've got two ears to help me hear I've got two eyes, and they're both the same size Hey, get Oscar to sing! [Verse 5: Big Bird, Oscar The Grouch, Mr. Hooper, Bob McGrath, Gordon & Susan] I've got two knees, one, two They're round as you please, one, two I've got two knees, they're as round as you please Two hands have I, they can wave goodbye Two arms have I, I can hold them up high I've got two ears to help me hear I've got two eyes, and they're both the same size This will be a good verse for Big Bird Okay [Verse 6: Big Bird, Oscar The Grouch, Mr. Hooper, Bob McGrath, Gordon, Susan & All] I've got two feet, one, two They can walk down the street, one, two I've got two feet, they can walk down the street I've got two knees, they're as round as you please Two hands have I, they can wave goodbye Two arms have I, I can hold them up high I've got two ears they help me hear We've got two eyes, and they're both the same size [Outro: Oscar The Grouch, Mr. Hooper, Gordon & Susan] Wow, that was lovely, we gotta do that again, huh? Oh, was that outta sight! Man, can we sing those tunes I like that! I didn't like it!