Beep

Lyrics

Muppet #1 (sung): If it says one, then I go beep If it says two, then I go beep beep If it says three, then I go beep beep beep And that's the way it's done Muppet #2 (spoken): Yeah, but what if it says four? Muppet #1 (sung): I go beep beep beep beep, nothing more Muppet #2 (spoken): But what if it says more than four? Muppet #1 (sung really fast): Then I go Beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep- (into incomprehension, and screen fills up with circles) Muppet #2 (spoken): Like what if it says forty-six? Muppet #1 (sung really fast again): Then I go Beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep- (into more incomprehension, and the screen fills up with forty-six circles) (sung at normal speed) Now, I used to get confused about my numbers Whether it was three or one or four or two But now I find my numbers very easy 'Cause this is what I do ... If it says one, then I go beep If it says two, then I go beep beep If it says three, then I go beep beep beep And that's the way it's done Muppet #2 (spoken): Yeah, but what if it says four? Muppet #1 (sung): I go beep beep beep beep, nothing more Muppet #2 (spoken): So when it says one, you go Beep (and so on, repeating all the verses) Muppet #2 (spoken): But what if it says three million, seven hundred forty-six thousand, nine hundred eighty-two? Muppet #1 (spoken): That's easy, man (sung really fast): Then I go Beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep- (into still more incomprehension, and screen fills up with still more circles. I think this is one of those places where they're different sizes and colors. I'm not sure what lines come next, if any. Then, at the end:) Both: Beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep!