Reality TV

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Buzzing from watching others' dramatic lives As the TV slyly stares at me Body piercings, like those of Ancient Egyptian kinky slave prisoners fly at me [Verse 2] Placing a thorn upon her head Slashing her wrist, rolling around on her cavity Being chased by little kids Playing miniature toy accordions, her destiny [Chorus] I abhor the whore who calls herself reality Reality TV I abhor the whore who calls herself reality Reality TV [Verse 3] Fundamentally mental Deprived of meaning, Hedonistic theatrical entropy The gaining of false confidence From the failures of others cheering: "No, that can't be me" [Chorus] I abhor the whore who calls herself reality Reality TV I abhor the whore who calls herself reality Reality TV [Bridge] A genetically mysterious horde of specimens Sharing their empty lives with me Grammatically inept common denominators Destroying all of life's mystery [Refrain] Body piercings, those of The ancient kinky Egyptian slave prisoners fly at me Nipples, tongues, testicles, cheeks Nipples, tongues, testicles, cheeks The sexually oblique ritual was just called glee Body piercings, those of The ancient kinky Egyptian slave prisoners fly at me Nipples, tongues, testicles, cheeks Nipples, tongues, testicles, cheeks The sexually oblique ritual was just called glee [Pre-Chorus] Buzzing from watching others' dramatic lives As the TV slyly stares at me [Chorus] I abhor the whore who calls herself reality Reality TV I abhor the whore who calls herself reality Reality TV [Outro] I abhor the whore who calls herself reality I abhor the whore who calls herself reality