Softball

Lyrics

[Intro] Hey [Verse] Softball, catch me on the mound Had a bad game pitching, but I'm still around You can gloat in your victory all you want Had me six calling at a swing and bunt Good for you when you took a walk I had a homer down left, but I missed the chalk But really not a homer, just a foul ball It was on strike two, so I lost it all Like Perfecto, you laughed when Ders quit And gave me a low grade in my face Telling me it's the best dance music, nah And the rhythm won't stop, made you move for peace Then you tell Rocksby it's another fair release "Short stint, isn't it, Julie?" A triple hit Sprinting down to first base, fella can't throw for shit And keep in mind, this is Deacon from the GTz J's problem was too qualified to smoke too many trees Could've bounced straight into the stall twenty-five years later, huh And this young punk taking walks, swinging bunts If that plane wouldn't've crashed, I'd be getting cash Swallow my pride up, line up Good game, enemy, strange front Should've been with J when she was doing butterflies Swing to the J when she was with that Tom Selleck guy If I was on the plane, gone down with her Now I'm on the mound, triple swing from a twelve hitter Pan to the shortstop, watching him overthrow As he rounds first saying "I love Perfecto" I love Perfecto [Outro] Reoccurring image of Julie telling Tommy to let it go Reoccurring image of Julie telling Tommy to let it go Reoccurring image of Julie telling Tommy to let it go Reoccurring image of Julie telling Tommy to let it go If I was on the plane, gone down with her