Ms. Nipple Queen

Lyrics

[Verse 1] She's like a [?] queen full of worms I saw her when I was at the bar Patiently waiting my turn She's all like 'look at me' And I'm like staring at her boobs Not so much out of attraction But so much like a hornball mood She sorta scared me to the point of saying hi She looked at me like 'I know you want this' I had [?] Just when I thought going to the bar alone sucks Ms. Nipple Queen bought me a drink I had to rethink my whole scheme [Verse 2] I'm not a man, I'm a broken kite After she was [?] me with words Like them other [?] that night I didn't say a word, I just sat still instead She kept hitting me about the way I dressed On the couch [?] It got to my head after eight months I drink eight cups of strong stuff To stop the screaming that was so surreal I went to the doctor He gave me a hundred ninety pills I took them the same night And I was almost killed Damn Ms. Nipple Queen Why did I go to the bar that day alone? Never wish I would have I would never have been in this position I am now [Verse 3] My baby, she came to the hospital Saying that I was the dumbest dude alive She's saying she had a feeling that I wouldn't survive Cause I was too weak They had me in the hospital for two weeks Constantly nagging me, telling me that it's not cheap I said I'm sorry, she told me 'shut the fuck up' She had sold all my valuable stuff My baseball collection I started since I was eight That painted plate my Dad gave me When I was still his little ace