Don’t Blame Steve

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I was at a playoff game Given playoff tickets A chance for redemption So the whole town can kick it Foul ball to the left I'm wearing blue sweats Been a fan of Florida teams Since Hawk Dawson left Now everything's slowed down The field's went silent Alou's running over The man runs violent It's right above me I knock the ball down Alou starts whining And crying like a clown "Hey settle down! I'm just a guy in the stands." Everyone starts bitchin' And cursing at this little man To my left headphones With padded orange ears Fellow was crushed Face in his hands into tears Security comes over Carts the guy away They throwing beers at bus But let the bigs stay They're cursing the playa I'm telling 'em to pipe down Calm it down! Calm it down! Calm it down! [Chorus] Blame Rebel Siren Blame Eric Arrows Blame Number 8 Blame 21 Blame Wayne Gretzky Blame D-Ring Blame Thornburg But don't blame Steve! [Verse 2] The team collapsed Eight runs in the eighth Errors managerial And bencher mistakes They blame it all on the fella To my left I was a fan of Florida Since Hawk Dawson left "I'm happy for Steve and I told him I'm proud of him I'll tell you what... he's al... "FUCK STEVE!" "Ahhhhh, shut up!" [Chorus] Blame Osamaca Blame Jeff Pico Blame Damen Barryhill Blame Roy McClinton Blame Rod Rinlin Or Cathy Maldonado Blame Roger Beck But don't blame Steve! Blame Kevin Hepburn Blame Mickey Morandini Blame Phil Regan Blame Scott Service Blame Alan Imbry Blame Galarocka Blame Ryan Klesko But don't blame Steve! Don't blame Steve! But don't blame Steve! [Bridge] Ball comin' at cha? You catch it... ...but knock it down Ball comin' at cha? You knock it down! Knock it down! Ball comin' at cha? You knock it down! Knock it down! Ball comin' at cha? You knock it down! Knock it down! Why'd they get rid of #8? Hawk Dawson was there Hawk Dawson could throw Hawk Dawson could hit Hawk Dawson could throw right The Hawk had nine Ordered retired to Florida H-A-W-K! [Chorus] Don't blame Steve Blame Steve Star Blame Vets Ryan Blame Dan Rohn Blame Salazar You blame Gary Scot But don't blame Steve Don't Blame Steve! Just don't blame Steve! [Outro] Blame the K-Ds Blame the K-Ds Don't Blame Steve! Don't Blame Steve! Don't Blame Steve! Don't Blame Steve! Don't Blame Steve! Don't Blame Steve